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Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
-- Sam Ewing 

   They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle 

   Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul 

   The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul

   The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra 

   I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
-- Thomas Watson 

   Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul 



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